Thoughts that Pop 1.3

Catching up on American Idol 10, Top 24 results show:

To Thia Megia: When you know you're going to be on television, in front of millions, why in God's name would you wear that awful sweater? Again??

Casey Abrams is my American Idol 10 boyfriend, due to his melodica and auditioning with "Why Don't You Do Right?" while playing stand-up bass. Previous winners include: Lee DeWyze and Bo Bice.

I will miss Jordan Dorsey and his freakishly long fingers and thumbs a la Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me.

Contrary to popular belief, I will miss Brett Loewenstern and his feminine wiles.

No, judges, not Naima. Oh, God, no. She is so gnarly.