New Directions

It has been over a year and a half since I've checked in at the ol' blog.

My NEW and FOCUSED idea is to publish lists. Of anything that pops in my head. Because the internets is interested.

For any idea that is negative, I will create a positive counterpart to maintain the balance (see below). The first list will be the initial idea.

A while back at an art exhibit, I saw an installation comprised entirely of lists made in pencil on loose leaf, ranging from music to weather to why the artist could not get laid.

I can't deny that I thought that was dumb. For an art exhibit. But not for a blog, right?

In honor of the title of this post, and my new direction and (gulp) commitment to updating, I humbly submit the following duo:

Reasons "Glee!" Sucks

1. Rachel's face and wardrobe
2. Quinn had a baby choreographed to "Bohemian Rhapsody"
3. Rolling Stone interviewed some of the actors (the chicks who play Rachel, Quinn, and Sue Sylvester, and the dudes who play Finn and Kurt), and they sounded like douches. Even Jane Lynch (Sue), which was disappointing.
4. Fake pregnancy thing.
5. Wasting Slurpees
6. Mr. Schue's singing
7. Nightmare-inducing "Vogue" video

Reasons "Glee!" Doesn't Suck

1. Sue Sylvester is a hell of a role model
2. Brittany's one-liners
3. I would not have heard "Single Ladies" if I hadn't watched
4. Neil Patrick Harris
5. Mercedes can wail!
6. Bursting into song is delightful!
7. Some of the mash-ups are pretty cool

Music: Beyoncé - Single Ladies